Cool Captions for Instagram

Everyone wants to appear confident and chill on Instagram; these captions will help you come across as a cool individual everyone would love to hang out with.

• "Launching energy-saving mode now."
• "I stand cool and composed before a million universes."
• "Time traveler for destiny."
• "The biggest risk is not taking one."
• "A smile is the best makeup anyone can wear."
• "Cause happiness wherever you go."
• "Support wildlife! Throw a party!"
• "I do all my own stunts. Just usually not intentionally."
• "Plan A didn't work. Good thing there are 25 more letters!"
• "I've never been cool and I don't care."
• "Beauty is about having a pretty heart and a pretty soul."
• "Even on my worst day, I'm killin' it."
• "The life of the party has arrived!"
• "Hey MTV, welcome to my crib."
• "An inside scoop to my life."
• "No paparazzi, please."
• "I don’t follow trends, I set them."

Feeling a Tad Petty? We Are, Too 

Sometimes, you just need to share a little snark. We got you.

• "Procrastinate immediately."
• "If I rolled my eyes any harder, I'd be looking at my brain."
• "Beauty is only skin deep, but stupid is a choice."
• "Don't mind me; I'm having one of those lives."
• "If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you."
• "Don't bother replying. You'd be wasting the internet."
• "You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge the cover."
• "Which filter makes the weather look better?"
• "Every like earns me one (1) dopamine."
• "Why chase when I’m the catch?!"
• "Don’t worry about me, worry about Karma."